[闲聊] 有趣的Steam评论翻译
楼主: pride829 (竹鼠) 2016-10-10 01:18:07
1. No Man's Sky
http://store.steampowered.com/app/275850/?snr=1_7_15__13
Greg.B 负评
The refund button works well.
退款按钮运作得很好。
48Hz 负评
Product received for free
I overpaid.
注：使用者免费获得这项产品
我付的太多了。
Blyatkip 负评
I made a little poem to review this game:
No Man's Sky
One Man's Lie
Please Don't Buy
The End.
我作了一首诗来评论这款游戏：
无人深空
一人忽拢
请勿购买
结束。
2. Sid Meier's Civilization® III Complete
http://store.steampowered.com/app/3910/?snr=1_5_9__300
Veskhai 好评
*Plays an Arab country*
*Discovers Oil*
2 Turns later: "America has declared war on us!"
11/10 for historical Accuracy
*玩阿拉伯种族*
*发现石油*
两个回合后:"美国向我们宣战了！"
因为其历史准确度给予11/10的评分
Shaun 'intel' Miner 好评
"I'll just play a quick round of Civ"
[16 hours later]
"...Where did the sun go?"
"我玩一会儿文明就好"
[16个小时过后]
"太阳去哪了...?"
3. Prototype™
http://store.steampowered.com/app/10150/?snr=1_7_15__13
Replication 好评
Destroyed a helicopter by throwing an old lady into it
20/10
丢老太太把直升机给打了下来
评分20/10
ChuckLee 好评
If you get a boner while dismembering innocent people, this game suits your
needs.
如果肢解无辜的人会让你感到兴奋的话，这款正适合你。
Brandongl 好评
pretty good for a prototype, i hope it comes out of Early Access someday
对一款测试游戏(prototype)来说挺棒的，我希望有天它能脱离测试阶段。
Monty Glu Devair 好评
You eat people and gain powers from them by tearing them to pieces.
So it's basically hard-core Kirby
你靠把人撕裂之后吞噬的方法来获得力量
所以基本上这算是成人版的卡比之星
4.Factorio
http://store.steampowered.com/app/427520
SparK 负评
Why are you looking at negative comments? BUY IT NOW!
你为什么还在看负评？赶快买这款游戏！
SpookyDogeJello 好评
Build factories
Destroy ecosystem
Anger natives
Destroy natives
Take their oil
'Murica Sim 2016
盖工厂
污染环境
惹火原住民
消灭原住民
抢走他们的石油
美帝模拟器2016
5.Outlast
http://store.steampowered.com/app/238320/?snr=1_7_15__13
Moving McTarget 好评
Cure for constipation 11/10
这游戏把我的便秘治好了 11/10
6.Grand Theft Auto V
http://store.steampowered.com/app/271590/
Mollusk92 好评
Never have to go bowling with Roman again.
10/10
终于不用再跟Roman去打保龄球了
10/10
KKK 好评
PS3 & XBOX360 Thanks for Alpha Testing.
Xbox One & PS4 Thanks for Beta Testing.
谢谢 PS3 和 XBOX360 提供Alpha测试。
谢谢 Xbox One 和 PS4 提供Beta测试。
7.Tabletop Simulator
http://store.steampowered.com/app/286160
Jazz 好评
Things to do after buying this game
1. Get friends
2. Download Teamspeak Discord
3. Play any board, card, RPG game possible
4. Hope you have enough strength to flip the table
5. Watch "I Love Lucy" in the background
Now if only I get through Step 1...
买了这款游戏之后要做的事
1.交些朋友
2.下载Discord
3.玩些桌游、卡牌、或者是RPG游戏
4.希望你有足够的力气可以翻桌
5.同时一边看影集"I love lucy"
现在我只要先完成第一步就行...
Ayumi 好评
With the recent update adding the tablet, friends can now watch porn together
using this game. 10/10 best game of the century
经过最新的更新之后，玩家现在可以和好友们一同在游戏中欣赏A片。10/10本世纪最棒
游戏
8.HuniePop
http://store.steampowered.com/app/339800
Clark Kent 好评
I usually play games as right handed, but this one is an exception...
11/10
我通常用右手玩游戏，不过这款是例外...
11/10
Bill Nye The Science Guy 好评
Fun game
Pros:
-The puzzles are the reasons to get the game
Cons:
-having to explain to my roommate why implaying this game
-having to exxplain to my grilfriend why implaying this game and why did i
even buy it.
-trying to convince people i only got it for the puzzles
这游戏好玩
优点:
-有趣的益智游戏
缺点:
-要跟我室友解释说为什么我在玩这款游戏
-要跟我女友解释说为什么我在玩这款游戏还有我当初为什么要买
-要让人们相信说我买这款真的只是为了玩益智小游戏
Wulven 好评
I really enjoyed this. I liked that it got harder as I played. The game
difficulty also increased.
我真的享受这款游戏。我越玩它就变的越Hard。游戏的困难度也随之提升。
http://store.steampowered.com/app/275850/?snr=1_7_15__13
Greg.B 负评
The refund button works well.
退款按钮运作得很好。
48Hz 负评
Product received for free
I overpaid.
注：使用者免费获得这项产品
我付的太多了。
Blyatkip 负评
I made a little poem to review this game:
No Man's Sky
One Man's Lie
Please Don't Buy
The End.
我作了一首诗来评论这款游戏：
无人深空
一人忽拢
请勿购买
结束。
2. Sid Meier's Civilization® III Complete
http://store.steampowered.com/app/3910/?snr=1_5_9__300
Veskhai 好评
*Plays an Arab country*
*Discovers Oil*
2 Turns later: "America has declared war on us!"
11/10 for historical Accuracy
*玩阿拉伯种族*
*发现石油*
两个回合后:"美国向我们宣战了！"
因为其历史准确度给予11/10的评分
Shaun 'intel' Miner 好评
"I'll just play a quick round of Civ"
[16 hours later]
"...Where did the sun go?"
"我玩一会儿文明就好"
[16个小时过后]
"太阳去哪了...?"
3. Prototype™
http://store.steampowered.com/app/10150/?snr=1_7_15__13
Replication 好评
Destroyed a helicopter by throwing an old lady into it
20/10
丢老太太把直升机给打了下来
评分20/10
ChuckLee 好评
If you get a boner while dismembering innocent people, this game suits your
needs.
如果肢解无辜的人会让你感到兴奋的话，这款正适合你。
Brandongl 好评
pretty good for a prototype, i hope it comes out of Early Access someday
对一款测试游戏(prototype)来说挺棒的，我希望有天它能脱离测试阶段。
Monty Glu Devair 好评
You eat people and gain powers from them by tearing them to pieces.
So it's basically hard-core Kirby
你靠把人撕裂之后吞噬的方法来获得力量
所以基本上这算是成人版的卡比之星
4.Factorio
http://store.steampowered.com/app/427520
SparK 负评
Why are you looking at negative comments? BUY IT NOW!
你为什么还在看负评？赶快买这款游戏！
SpookyDogeJello 好评
Build factories
Destroy ecosystem
Anger natives
Destroy natives
Take their oil
'Murica Sim 2016
盖工厂
污染环境
惹火原住民
消灭原住民
抢走他们的石油
美帝模拟器2016
5.Outlast
http://store.steampowered.com/app/238320/?snr=1_7_15__13
Moving McTarget 好评
Cure for constipation 11/10
这游戏把我的便秘治好了 11/10
6.Grand Theft Auto V
http://store.steampowered.com/app/271590/
Mollusk92 好评
Never have to go bowling with Roman again.
10/10
终于不用再跟Roman去打保龄球了
10/10
KKK 好评
PS3 & XBOX360 Thanks for Alpha Testing.
Xbox One & PS4 Thanks for Beta Testing.
谢谢 PS3 和 XBOX360 提供Alpha测试。
谢谢 Xbox One 和 PS4 提供Beta测试。
7.Tabletop Simulator
http://store.steampowered.com/app/286160
Jazz 好评
Things to do after buying this game
1. Get friends
2. Download Teamspeak Discord
3. Play any board, card, RPG game possible
4. Hope you have enough strength to flip the table
5. Watch "I Love Lucy" in the background
Now if only I get through Step 1...
买了这款游戏之后要做的事
1.交些朋友
2.下载Discord
3.玩些桌游、卡牌、或者是RPG游戏
4.希望你有足够的力气可以翻桌
5.同时一边看影集"I love lucy"
现在我只要先完成第一步就行...
Ayumi 好评
With the recent update adding the tablet, friends can now watch porn together
using this game. 10/10 best game of the century
经过最新的更新之后，玩家现在可以和好友们一同在游戏中欣赏A片。10/10本世纪最棒
游戏
8.HuniePop
http://store.steampowered.com/app/339800
Clark Kent 好评
I usually play games as right handed, but this one is an exception...
11/10
我通常用右手玩游戏，不过这款是例外...
11/10
Bill Nye The Science Guy 好评
Fun game
Pros:
-The puzzles are the reasons to get the game
Cons:
-having to explain to my roommate why implaying this game
-having to exxplain to my grilfriend why implaying this game and why did i
even buy it.
-trying to convince people i only got it for the puzzles
这游戏好玩
优点:
-有趣的益智游戏
缺点:
-要跟我室友解释说为什么我在玩这款游戏
-要跟我女友解释说为什么我在玩这款游戏还有我当初为什么要买
-要让人们相信说我买这款真的只是为了玩益智小游戏
Wulven 好评
I really enjoyed this. I liked that it got harder as I played. The game
difficulty also increased.
我真的享受这款游戏。我越玩它就变的越Hard。游戏的困难度也随之提升。
作者: candog (FireBolt) 2016-10-10 01:21:00
很多游戏我都卡在交朋友那段..QQ
作者: gametv (期待着今天) 2016-10-10 01:21:00
成人版卡比之星XDD
作者: aa1477888 (Mika) 2016-10-10 01:29:00
终于不用再跟Roman去打保龄球了 XDDDD
作者: n22804567 (GANNIMADERBI) 2016-10-10 01:33:00
越玩越hard....我喜欢这种游戏
作者: sss22563987 (鲁蛇之王) 2016-10-10 01:54:00
Roman超好笑
作者: Overmind (Overmind) 2016-10-10 01:59:00
HARD-CORE?
作者: twodahsk (LL) 2016-10-10 01:59:00
是HARD也可以翻成"硬"XD
作者: ChiShiangKe (柯肥) 2016-10-10 02:08:00
其实超多评论都超有梗XD 每次看评论都先看搞笑的XD
作者: w520670 (æ德王) 2016-10-10 02:19:00
XDDD
作者: lover19 (アキラ) 2016-10-10 02:24:00
Roman打保龄球超好笑XDDDD![]()
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" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">作者: frameshift (動物園裡餵動物) 2016-10-10 02:33:00
Roman太好笑了XDDDD
作者: kevin851002 (smileslime) 2016-10-10 04:03:00
推翻译XDD
作者: kabkglomr (砚砚砚) 2016-10-10 07:15:00
OUTLAST的好笑
作者: HuMirage (果酱狐) 2016-10-10 08:01:00
推 保龄球是什么梗？
作者: james13112 (宇宙级边缘人) 2016-10-10 08:35:00
美帝模拟 太靠北了
作者: YW222 (Chardonnay) 2016-10-10 08:53:00
推整理+翻译
作者: efreet (Soth) 2016-10-10 09:41:00
Roman Bellic，四代主角的表哥，就是一开始去接主角的那位除了找你打保龄球之外，一直要帮他惹出来的事收拾残局
作者: oscarss07 (XDOrz) 2016-10-10 09:49:00
笑死XDD
作者: Victory2 (Victory2) 2016-10-10 10:10:00
我真的被几则评论推坑了 XDDD
作者: harms (背德之花) 2016-10-10 10:49:00
翻译有押韵也太用心
作者: RaRaYA (冷枫红舞) 2016-10-10 11:00:00
哈哈哈哈~也太有趣了~~~
作者: moonLiving (回春堂朱二) 2016-10-10 11:09:00
有空可以去看看Mountain这游戏的评论 也很好笑
作者: hh123yaya (KID) 2016-10-10 11:27:00
Mountain那个负评最凶狠XD
作者: danadanad (大笨猪) 2016-10-10 12:20:00
ROMAN和成人卡比让我笑死XD
作者: jv3133 ( (*ﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉＣＫ！！ ) 2016-10-10 13:07:00
Prototype真的可以用老太太砸掉直升机吗XD?
作者: ZunHong (今晚打老虎) 2016-10-10 13:13:00
推XD
作者: csgo770628 (Insanity) 2016-10-10 13:30:00
对岸网友评论CSGO 也是很好笑，都在写小说和酸CF
作者: sleego (仰望半月的夜空～) 2016-10-10 13:36:00
Factorio真的好玩，好评%度高的吓死人，自动控制的经典作
作者: b20124 (火燐o) 2016-10-10 13:53:00
楼楼上有连结吗
作者: shadow0326 (非议) 2016-10-10 13:56:00
Roman真的很有趣XDD
作者: newbout ( nb 但没有 a ) 2016-10-10 14:18:00
越玩越Hard wwwwwwww
作者: windswiff (阿卡) 2016-10-10 14:25:00
cities skyline也蛮多好笑评论
作者: lover19 (アキラ) 2016-10-10 16:55:00
Roman就是三不五时你杀人杀到一半还会打电话约你打保龄球
作者: ckbdfrst (ckbdfrst) 2016-10-10 16:55:00
没玩GTA耶我只好去utube查Roman打保龄球是什么梗结果看到到影片了 请问 那不能拒绝Roma'n打保龄球的要求吗？
作者: lover19 (アキラ) 2016-10-10 16:59:00
可以啊 但是就是常常在你做事到一半打电话约你打保
作者: WASIJLA (￣灬￣) 2016-10-10 16:59:00
Roman跟主角Niko是表兄弟，主角东欧人只身到美国，
作者: iComeInPeace (战争即和平自由即奴役) 2016-10-10 17:02:00
roman会一直call你出去玩，超级烦……
作者: KYLAT (凯拉特) 2016-10-10 17:25:00
拒绝好像会扣好感
作者: gureen72 (高智能) 2016-10-10 17:35:00
gta5感谢测试有靠北XD
作者: MEVIUS (七星) 2016-10-10 18:16:00
Roman真的整天约打保龄球 超烦
作者: atnona (领拎) 2016-10-10 21:06:00
越玩越hard xDDDDD
作者: wolfstar00 2016-10-10 22:17:00
等等，桌游模拟器可以看A片？！
作者: Rogozov (哥发的不是冗是寂寞) 2016-10-10 22:25:00
感谢分享XD 我觉得boner翻译成GGininder会更好笑XD
作者: lordmi (星宿喵) 2016-10-10 23:24:00
作者: elFishYu (我是小鱼) 2016-10-11 02:58:00
以后可以多翻几个吗XDD这有够好笑推XDDD
作者: AlzioNever (nil) 2016-10-11 12:33:00
作者: donkilu (donkilu) 2016-10-11 14:30:00
Roman保龄球戳到我笑点XDDDDDDDD
作者: chwshen (廖仔) 2016-10-12 11:04:00
之前看过一篇评论内容是食谱XD花时间做菜都比游戏值得
作者: silver00 (Seeker) 2016-10-12 16:06:00
超幽默XD
作者: hand3bj 2016-10-13 17:13:00
很棒的翻译～超好笑XD