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Date: 27th June 2017 , Tue
Daily Horoscope
Don't get sad if no one is laughing at your jokes today, Scorpio. It doesn't
mean you aren't funny. It just means that people may not be in the mood to
laugh. Ridiculous as it seems, today is simply a better day to cry. Let out
all your pent-up emotions. Talk things over with others. Your heart
communicates well through you today.
今天你不需要因为其他人对你的笑话没反应而感到不开心，蝎子。
这不是代表你很没趣。只是因为他们可能没心情笑而已。
就是那么荒谬，所以今天似乎会是个比较适合哭的日子。
释放你一直压抑的情感吧。跟其他人好好倾诉一下。
你今天会很适合与别人进行心灵上的交流的。
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Love Horoscope
You may be inclined to want your own way, given today's astral energy.
Usually when you wish to pursue a certain course of action without being
disturbed you tend to withdraw and refuse to discuss the situation. Right now
you are happy to tell a loved one that you want what you want and fully
intend to get it, whether they approve of your plans or not.
在今天星体的能量影响下，
你可能更想要用自己的方式来行事。
一般来说你希望在采取某种行动方案时不被任何人扰乱的话，
你会放弃并且拒绝任何讨论。
而现在你很高兴地好好对某个亲近的人
无论他们会不会支持你，
你也很想要而且已经充份计划好如何得到它了。
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射手女对我没那方面的意思...唉...