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Date: 23rd February 2017 , Thu
Daily Horoscope
Your natural urge to innovate may seem to have vanished today, Scorpio. You
may not feel like doing anything outside of routine tasks that you can do
automatically. You're suffering from low biorhythms, so don't fall into the
trap of thinking you're turning into a lazy bum. Relax today, and tomorrow
you will be your usual energetic, inventive self. Tonight, watch some videos
and forget your day.
你天生对创新的渴求似乎在今天消失了，蝎子。
可能你会觉得自己不想去做那些机械般的日常工作以外的事情。
你正遭受着生物周期低潮的影响，
所以别陷入那个自认为愈来愈懒惰的陷阱里面。
今天就放松一下吧，明天你会变回那个平常精力充沛、充满创意的你。
晚上就看点影片来忘记这一天吧。
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Love Horoscope
The planetary alignment today means that you could become the target of
someone else's fantasies. It is only in the light of certain events today
that you realize just what is going on. If this pleases you, then you can
make a move, secure in the knowledge that you are very much admired. If not,
then you need to do something about it before it gets out of hand.
今天的行星排列意味着你可能变成某个人幻想中的目标。
只有在今天发生的某件事里面你才会意识到究竟发生什么事。
如果这是合你心意的话，那么你可以采取行动，
要知道你是非常让人欣赏的。
不然你可能需要在事情失控之前做些什么。
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我脑里面浮现了这种场景:
A:那个谁好像喜欢你啊~
B:啊? 谁那么看不开要不要再好好想一下那个谁跟那个谁条件都不错要不要考虑看看(下略