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Date: 27th Apr 2016 , Wed
Daily Horoscope
You're likely to feel optimistic and enthusiastic about life today,
Scorpio. You might also feel especially sexy, a feeling you should
definitely take advantage of! Why not plan a romantic evening with your
loved one? Don't hesitate to talk about your travel dreams over dinner. You
never know, he or she just might share your dream. Before you know it, the
two of you could be winging your way to exotic lands.
你今天可能觉得乐观而且对生活充满热情，蝎子。
你应该也认为自己特别性感，你应该好好利用这种感觉！
为什么不计划一下与你的爱人度过一个浪漫的晚上?
毫不犹豫地在晚餐期间谈论你的旅游梦吧。
你不会知道他或者她会不会分享你的旅游梦。
在你知道之前，你们两个可能就已经各自飞到异国的土地了。
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Love Horoscope
If you don't get the joke today, then you may feel as though there is
something seriously wrong with you. The present planetary alignment
indicates that a loved one's sense of humor may leave a lot to be desired.
If you really feel that this time they have gone too far, then maybe you
deserve the last laugh. It's one prank they certainly won't forget!
今天如果没听到笑话的话，
那么你可能会觉得自己好像出现了一些非常严重的问题似的。
当前的星象表明你人的幽默感可能有很多改善空间。
如果你真得觉得这次他们实在太过份的话，
那么可能你才应该是笑到最后的那个人。
这个恶作剧他们一定会很难忘!
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让可怜的凡人们感受蝎子的恶意吧!!!