[花边] 球迷:去年外界都说快艇能赢是因为KP受

楼主: mingonly (想要告诉你!)   2021-06-07 23:59:11
球迷:去年外界都说快艇能赢是因为KP受伤
The Los Angeles Clippers close out the Dallas Mavericks 126-111 in Game 7 be
hind Kawhi Leonard's 28/10/9/4 STL on .774 TS%
快艇以126比111击败了独行侠,赢下抢七成功晋级,Kawhi砍下28分10篮板9助攻4抄截,
真实投篮命中率高达77.4%。
Reddit乡民:
Last year, people were wishing they could see a full series against the Clip
s with KP healthy. Welp, you got your wish
去年人们希望KP健康的情况下,和快艇打满一轮系列赛。 好的,今年满足你们了。
And thus, the title of "Playoff P" was handed down from Paul to Porzingis
从此,Playoff P的头衔将从跑乔的转移到KP。
BuT hE's NoT hEaLtHy NoW
但是KP他现在并不健康。
He’s not healthy in the head!
他头脑不健康
People were saying the only reason the Clips won was because KP was injured.
This series has proven that it wouldn't have made a difference. The media n
eeds to stop calling him a unicorn. Dude sucks. 7'3" settling for 3 pointers
.
去年外界都在说快艇能赢独行侠就是因为KP伤了,这轮系列赛证明结果还是一样。 媒体
不要再叫KP独角兽了,这家伙打得太烂了,成了7尺3的射手
Hey Mavs, would you care for a slightly used DeRozan for some picks and your
7'3" SG?
嘿独行侠,你介意我们用九成新的DDR和你们换一些选秀签,以及一位7尺3的得分后卫吗

What picks? We gave them all to NYK
还有什么选秀签?我们全部都给尼克了
Porzingis is paid more than Giannis. I think I've found your problem.
他拿的钱比字母哥还多,我想我发现独行侠的问题所在了
Worse contract: Kristaps Porzingis or Kemba Walker?
那KP和Kemba,这两个谁的合约最雷?
Most definitely Porzingis
肯定是KP
Seemed like a steal when Dallas got him.
当初独行侠得到他的时候就像是偷来的一样。
At least you have at least 5 more years of Luka.
起码你们还能拥有东77至少5年的时间。
With 6:41 to go in the 3rd quarter, the Mavs had a 5-point lead. Over the ne
xt 10 minutes, they shot 3-17 from the floor, 0-6 from 3, missed both of the
ir free throw attempts, had 3 turnovers and got outscored 32-6.
Luke Kennard outscored the entire Mavs team during that span. The Mavs tried
to make a comeback but the hole was too big to dig out of. Man I feel sad r
ight now.
第三节还剩6分41秒的时候,独行侠还有5分的领先优势。 接下来的10分钟里,全队投篮
只有17中3,三分6中0,罚球全丢,还有3次失误,被打了一波32比6。 期间快艇Kennar
d一个人的得分超过了独行侠全队,之后独行侠再怎么追分都无济于事,挖的洞实在太大
了。 兄弟们,我现在心情很失落。
That's our 3 years/ $45 million man
毕竟他是我们用3年4500万签下的人
Unrelated but Nicholas Batum looks like Tony Parker's next Pokemon evolution
.
离题一下,Batum长得就像是Tony Parker的进化型,就像宝可梦里的那种进化一样
https://i.imgur.com/xpHQWfR.jpg
rudy gobert is definitely the final evolution
那Gobert就是他们的最终进化型
Omg the only french nba players I can think of right now are Nic Batum, Rudy
Gobert,and Tony Parker. and honestly they could all pass as brothers, Lmao
我天啊,我能想得到的法籍球员只有Batum、Gobert和Parker,老实讲,他们都长得很像
亲兄弟
https://i.imgur.com/XRMX4oV.jpg
94% of teams who lead 2-0 won the series
2比0领先的队伍有94%最终赢下了系列赛。
Kawhi said "IM THAT 6% MOTHER FUCKER".
可爱:我就是那6% 妈的发科
And Kawhi did it to the bucks in 2019 too
2019年0比2逆转公鹿的也是可爱。
Also the 5% to lose a 3-1 lead tho
同时可爱也是3比1被逆转的那5%
kawhi after everybody was talking shit
可爱回应酸民的方式
https://i.imgur.com/AxuZPNf.jpg
https://reurl.cc/9r5dYX
作者: Lonely85poly (85波利)   2021-06-08 01:33:00
作者: Foreveryears   2021-06-08 07:20:00
离题超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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