来源：http://tinyurl.com/m5toe88 MLB Cut4
While visiting Southern California to watch his son, Dillon, play for the
Dodgers, 25-year Major League veteran Jamie Moyer decided to head down to
Disneyland with his family.
Turns out it may not have been the greatest of decisions.
Moyer and about 100 other passengers were stranded on the California
Screamin' roller coaster on Friday afternoon due to a mechanical issue.
Naturally, Moyer tweeted a selfie, looking like he could probably step on the
mound for some team tomorrow.
老磨牙去加州看他在躲人效力的儿子Dillon比赛时，顺便和家人到迪士尼玩。
结果因为机械故障一度被卡在半空中。他上传这张自拍到twitter，跟明天要为某队先发
一样自在。
http://tinyurl.com/pd33fjw
"卡在迪士尼的云霄飞车上。真不知上大联盟投球还是卡在这比较辛苦。"
We can only imagine what other thoughts he had while he was stuck up there:
来猜看看老磨牙卡在上面可能有的OS:
- "This ride tops out at 62 mph? Even I can throw harder than that."
"这家伙的极速只有62mph? 老子都投的比他快。"
- "I pitched 752 1/3 innings in the Minors and this is the longest wait of my
life."
"老子在小联盟投了752又1/3局，但这可真是人生最漫长的等待。"
- "What's going on? A rain delay? There's not a cloud in the sky."
"现在怎样？因雨延赛？拜托连片云都没有好嘛！"
- "Why'd the ride stop? Are they making a ride operator change for a
left-handed specialist?"
"怎么停下来了?是要把控制人员换成左手的是不？
- "Talk about a hanging curve. Am I right? Am I right?"
"这是个失投！(双关语) 对吧？对吧？"
(hanging curve既是指卡住的云霄飞车，也指失投到红中的曲球)
Though Moyer was soon off the ride, something tells me he won't be heading
back to the park anytime soon:
虽然没多久后老磨牙平安脱困了，但从他的po文看得出短期内不会再来了。
http://tinyurl.com/p3tu34g
"庆幸我不在那边啦！全员平安！第一样补偿是更多的票！我可不确定要这些！"
心得： 老磨牙：上大联盟还是卡在这比较辛苦呢( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
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