[闲聊] 一百种受伤的理由

楼主: Guillen   2013-01-25 11:09:27
http://0rz.tw/qvXa8
Free-agent right-hander Carl Pavano doesn’t figure to be signing with a new
team anytime soon.
WORLD OF HURT
Baseball players have been hurt in many embarrassing ways. See the weirdest,
ego-bruising injuries. Pavano, 37, recently suffered a ruptured spleen
that will sideline him for 6 to 8 weeks, according to major-league sources.
The injury occurred when slipped and fell while shoveling snow on his
driveway in Vermont, one source said.
Pavano’s agent, Dave Pepe, declined comment.
The Colorado Rockies and New York Mets were among the teams that had shown
interest in Pavano, sources said.
Pavano did not pitch after June 1 last season due to a sore right shoulder
that was caused by a bone bruise on his humerus, according to reports.
He enjoyed a resurgence in the two seasons prior to that, winning 26 games
and averaging 222 innings for the Twins.
Carl Pavano的最新力作,在家铲雪摔倒,脾脏破裂,要休六到八周。
原本有机会到手的工作也飞了。
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作者: SlamKai (Calm Violence)   2013-01-25 11:09:00
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作者: ronald000 (一期一会)   2013-01-25 11:10:00
你赢了...
作者: power1234567 (金X5)   2013-01-25 11:10:00
是诅咒 是诅咒阿~~~~快逃~~~~
作者: realgenius (smiling angel)   2013-01-25 11:11:00
结果痛痛人休息时又从床上滚下受伤 多休息四周
作者: cd12631 (<(◥█◤△◥█◤)>)   2013-01-25 11:12:00
脾脏破裂....也摔得太大力了吧
作者: ohb (好胜的命运是失落)   2013-01-25 11:15:00
这个应该是有撞到突起物....
作者: onemore (onemore)   2013-01-25 11:16:00
铲雪比想像中危险喔!! 尤其变成冰以后 超级危险的
作者: ckpisces   2013-01-25 11:31:00
我觉得这个不夸张, 雪水结冰的地真的很危险, 超会摔
作者: weed222 (孤单不寂寞)   2013-01-25 12:44:00
摔个一次后 我对雪就幻灭了...
作者: adsl50208 (风玄)   2013-01-25 12:45:00
太强了。。。
作者: roverchi (神剑无锋大巧不工)   2013-01-25 13:03:00
我开始同情他了...
作者: Marsch (来吧!)   2013-01-25 13:06:00
以后给合约,多给一项:铲雪外包工补助
作者: sorrywow (snoop dogg)   2013-01-25 13:30:00
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作者: Connec (康奈克)   2013-01-25 13:36:00
这这这这这.......
作者: Alexander13 (Alex)   2013-01-25 13:47:00
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作者: KaoPipi (你在我眼里漫延)   2013-01-25 13:49:00
以后合约要附注 休季期间不得铲雪XDDDDD
作者: globekiller (世界越快 心则慢)   2013-01-25 15:02:00
说真的 这种受伤我酸不下去 只觉得很惨 要多拜拜Orz
作者: Sechslee (キタ━━(゚∀゚)━━!!)   2013-01-25 15:31:00
脾脏破裂太惨了 就不酸你了
作者: wamgern (哗啦啦~!)   2013-01-25 15:51:00
以后休兵期间要进精神病院穿禁制衣 只能喝流质食物
作者: miabcd199 (超级喜欢周迅)   2013-01-25 17:04:00
脾脏破裂...天啊
作者: siliver (奶茶猫~~号:)   2013-01-25 17:11:00
...........XD
作者: ForgerEames (造.梦)   2013-01-25 18:59:00
好可怕=口=...
作者: decorum (Festina Lente)   2013-01-25 19:40:00
那么有钱还自己扫雪 真是自己讨的
作者: jesusnotme (gaygay-yo)   2013-01-25 20:04:00
...也太惨了
作者: ichiroyap (イチロヤプ)   2013-01-25 23:24:00
块陶啊~~
作者: kenmy (中肯的肯米)   2013-01-26 00:00:00
以后铲雪要穿钉鞋了....XD
作者: ocean11 (深海)   2013-01-26 00:17:00
结果穿钉鞋踩到自己而受伤 XDDDD
作者: wilson200106 (种子种子)   2013-01-26 10:23:00
结果在医院休养时翻身压到内脏,本季报销
作者: tim1112 (絕代當世劍巔)   2013-01-27 00:08:00
楼上 那种情况连人生都有可能报销
作者: charles4483 (查尔斯)   2013-01-27 13:26:00
和护士__,旦旦被压爆
作者: SuWeiLin (酥酥)   2013-01-27 14:35:00
这也太欢乐了吧? XD XD
作者: mygoing (高雄哪里买calume)   2013-01-29 22:00:00
家不是避风港

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