※ 引述《bengowa (鞭狗蛙 舒服)》之铭言：
: 乳题啦
: 刚刚看到震撼消息
: Jimmy Butler 被交易到勇士
: 刚好跟嘴绿 Draymond Green同队
: 这两个
: 都气氛大师
: 嘴绿更是有直接动手的经验
: 我看 没多久就要杠上了吧
: CC
: 这两个多久会打起来啊
: 有无八卦?
在深入谈这场交易之前，得先看今天的比赛结果：
（先是涉及热火的，接着是涉及勇士的）
╭──────────────┬──────────────────────╮
│ARENA STATS │Heat │
├──────────────┤ ◢▉ ███▉ ███▉ │
│Arena: Wells Fargo Center │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│ Philadelphia │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ███▉ │
│Attendance: 19770 │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Duration: 2:18 │ ███ ███▉ ███▉ │
├──────────────┼──────────────────────┤
│SCORING │ ◢▉ ███▉ ◢▉ │
├──────────────┤ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Lead Changes: 9 │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Times Tied: 11 │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
├──────────────┤ ███ ███▉ ███ │
│ │ 76ers │
└──────────────┴──────────────────────┘
┌─────┬────────╥──────────────────────┐
│ │C. Kirkland ║ 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final│
│OFFICIALS │N. Sago ║Heat 29 33 24 22 108 │
│ │S. Jelks ║76ers 25 32 22 22 101 │
└═════╧════════╩══════════════════════┘
╭──────────────┬──────────────────────╮
│ARENA STATS │Warriors │
├──────────────┤ ◢▉ ███▉ ███▉ │
│Arena: Delta Center │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│ Salt Lake City │ ▉ ███▉ ███▉ │
│Attendance: 18175 │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Duration: 2:27 │ ███ ███▉ ███▉ │
├──────────────┼──────────────────────┤
│SCORING │ ◢▉ ███▉ ◢▉ │
├──────────────┤ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Lead Changes: 24 │ ▉ ███▉ ▉ │
│Times Tied: 12 │ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
├──────────────┤ ███ ███▉ ███ │
│ │ Jazz │
└──────────────┴──────────────────────┘
┌─────┬────────╥──────────────────────┐
│ │B. Taylor ║ 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final│
│OFFICIALS │P. Ransom ║Warriors 25 33 29 41 128 │
│ │J. Schroeder ║Jazz 28 28 31 44 131 │
└═════╧════════╩══════════════════════┘
接着再看美国论坛的评论：（先是交易部分，后接续约相关）
https://redd.it/1iiqkpj
NBA going crazy during Super Bowl week
超级碗周中的NBA 发疯了
Dennis getting passed around like a blunt
德软像是钝器般被到处移转
- Draymond and Jimmy on the same team, oh my lord
嘴绿和吉巴竟然在同一队，天啊
Jimmy is about to charge 40 dollars per cup of coffee in San Francisco
吉巴要在旧金山卖一杯四十美元的咖啡了
Destroy the locker room Jimmy, they're not the suns
砸掉休息室吧吉巴，你去的不是太阳队
Warriors panicked man
Edit: i dont think its too bad since Jimmy is better than Wiggs when he’s
locked in. But that’s a big IF
勇士急了
补充：我不觉得这交易来得太烂，毕竟在无双状态之下，吉巴表现得比围巾更好。但这绝
对只是在假设的前提下。
Draymond and Butler lol. That locker room will be totally fine
嘴绿和吉巴啊... 笑死。这休息室应该不会有事的
We are finally free from Jimmy Butler reports # freedom
终于从吉巴的乳摸中放出来了 ＃自由
This will fix the Warriors problems surely
相信这能解决勇士队的问题
Draymond on his podcast literally today:
“My reaction, I’m a fan of the NBA,” Green said. “I’m a fan of
basketball, so a lot of these things I look at through a fan lens, not [as a
Warriors player]. This one in particular, when I saw this, I was just like ‘
Man, Jimmy’s got to be really careful,’ because you continue to lessen the
amount of teams that would be willing to take you on.
“At some point, [Heat president Pat Riley] may just say ‘At some point, I’
m just sending you to Toronto’ or something like that. So when I saw that, I
was like ‘Man, Jimmy’s got to be really careful’ ... because you could end
up without a market.”
Combined with the fact that Jimmy and his agent literally said he didn’t
want to go there lol I’m sure this will go great.
今天嘴绿在他的播客上说：
“我的反应是，我只是NBA 的粉丝，”格林说。“我是篮球的粉丝，所以很多这些事情我
都是以粉丝的视角来看，而不是（作为勇士队的球员）。尤其是这件事，当我看到这消息
的时候，我会想，‘天啊，吉巴真的得小心了，’因为你会不断减少那些愿意接纳你的球
队数量。”
“在某个时刻，（热火总管帕特・莱利）可能会说，‘我到时候将把你送到多伦多（暴龙
）’之类的。所以当我看到消息时，我开始想，‘天啊，吉米得小心’……因为你最终可
能将无法得到任何球队的青睐。”
再加上吉巴和他的经纪人直接说他不想去那里，笑死，我相信这会很有趣。
https://redd.it/1iiqr80
$60 million a year is insane
六千万美元的年薪真是疯了
Lots of money for 37 year old Jimmy lmao
给三十七岁的吉巴如此多的钱，笑死
Proof that screaming and crying gets you what you want in life. Bro throws a
tantrum, gets suspended multiple times, and laughs his way to the bank for
$60m a year lmao
这证明了不断哭闹能让你在生活中得偿所愿。发了脾气、被多次禁赛后，还能笑着回来拿
六千万美元的年薪，笑死
Bro joined the team 7 minutes ago and already robbed them blind lol
90% of their moves since that last championship has been a complete disaster
七分钟前才加入（勇士），然后就抢劫一空了。自上次夺得总冠军以来，其中九成的举动
已经造成彻底的灾难。
Lacob, what are you doing???
Edit: Not my team’s problem anymore. Have fun, Dubs bros.
拉科布，你在干什么？！
补充：这不再是我队的问题了。勇士的老兄们，玩得开心点
- Jimmy Butler really won in the end, wow
Edit:
Jimmy: “YOU FUCKING NEED ME!”
Lacob: “Understandable, have a great day.”
吉巴其实是大赢家
补充：
吉巴 ：“你一定很需要我吧！”
拉科布：“明白了，祝你有个愉快的一天。”
目前看来，要搞气氛，相信会在一开始先发后出现
只是以近来的表现而言，得先怀疑是否能坚持得住，且不会突然想到“放弃”二字，毕竟
这一切太冒险了...