罗礼士 Chuck Norris 宇宙中最强的存在
随便举个
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
罗礼士出生后就开车把他妈妈从医院载回家。
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the
Earth down.
罗礼士做伏地挺身的时候，他并不是撑起自己，而是把地球压下去。
In World War II, The US could choose between an Atomic Bomb and Chuck Norris t
o punish Japan. The US choose the lighter punishment.
太平洋战争时，美国可以从原子弹和罗礼士中二选一：美军最后决定用比较人道的方法
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
罗礼士不需要推特、Facebook、噗浪，因为他随时都可以追踪到你。
这些看似夸张的东西
但在他身上似乎是说的通了
有没有罗礼士真相的挂？
对了 这样我会不会被他追踪到我在问他的挂？