※ 引述《james80351 ()》之铭言：
: 网站thetennistimes的连结:http://goo.gl/O67iML
: 内容大意是小威的歌手男友跟团员说想用小孩的声波图当专辑封面，然后小威
: 的好友也说她确实怀了孩子！！
: (PS小威自从美网半决赛输球后，这赛季剩下的比赛连WTA年终赛都取消参加)
http://www.gossipcop.com/serena-williams-pregnant-drake-baby/
醒醒吧 她没有
Serena Williams is NOT pregnant with Drake’s baby, despite a completely
wrong report. Gossip Cop can exclusively bust the claim. We’ve confirmed
with a rep for Williams that the allegation is a total fabrication.
小威廉母狮没有怀孕，尽管这是个错得离谱的报导。八卦警察（可信度较高、会求
证的媒体）完全能够打破这个说法。我们已经确认这是完全是个被制造的指控。
On Tuesday, MediaTakeOut announced in its typically-dramatic, caps-challenged
fashion, “MTO SUPER WORLDWIDE EXCLUSIVE: Serena Williams Is PREGNANT… With
DRAKE’S BABY!! (Chile This Ain’t NO RUMOR EITHER… We Got The FIRST PIC).”
The “pic” in question is a photo taken from the side, and it provides zero
evidence whatsoever of a pregnancy.
星期二，媒体输出机典型地以戏剧性、挑战性地传统的方式宣布，喔喔 小威廉母
狮怀孕囉！！！是她男友的孩子（这不是乳摸，我们有第一手照片。）这个证据问
题很大的是从侧边拍摄的，完全无法证明小威廉母狮怀孕。
Nevertheless, MTO alleges, “Serena Williams is going to be a MOM and Drake
is going to be a FATHER. This is NOT rumor y’all… it’s FACT.
MediaTakeOut.come [sic] spoke with a SNITCH close to Serena who told us that
Serena was actually PREGNANT during the US Open. The child, we’re told, is
Drake’s.” That’s right. The site couldn’t even type its own web address
correctly.
除此之外，媒体输出机断定说，小威廉母狮将成为一位母亲，他男友将成为一位父亲
这绝对不是乳摸，这是事实。媒体输出机由一位接近小威廉母狮的告密者宣称，小威
廉母狮是在美网期间怀孕的。小孩，我们被告知是她男友的（很重要所以要说三次）
。没错，这网站甚至无法正确打出自己的网址。
Typos aside, MediaFakeOut might want to work on finding better “snitches,”
because Williams is absolutely NOT pregnant with Drake’s baby. In fact, she
’s not expecting anyone’s baby, period. Gossip Cop is exclusively told by
Williams’ rep that the webloid’s “fact” is actually just a false “rumor,
” despite its child-like insistence to the contrary.
错别字之外，媒体输出机应该要找到更好的告密者。因为小威廉母狮根本没有怀孕。
事实上，小威廉母狮压根没预期有了别人的孩子。八卦警察被小威廉母狮的经纪人告
知所谓的事实全然是个错误，只是个错误的乳摸，尽管该网站坚持像小孩子般硬坳。
MTO actually has a fertile history of wrongly impregnating stars, from
Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, and Khloe Kardashian to Karrueche Tran, Gabrielle
Union, and Christina Milan. And earlier this year, the webloid wrongly
alleged Drake was secretly the father of a 2-year-old girl. Embarrassingly,
the site keeps shooting blanks.
媒体输出机有丰富的亵渎明星的历史，从蕾哈娜、妮姬米娜、卡戴珊到崔恩、尤妮恩
和克里斯汀娜米兰。在早些年，这网站还宣布小威廉母狮她男友已经秘密地有了两岁
的小女儿，令人尴尬的是，媒体输出机总是篮外空心。