Re: [问卦] 想知道各位肥宅出社会后的心情?

楼主: VAVANBA (嘘优文者,爆屁!!!!!!!!!)   2015-09-25 01:56:44
“不能再耍废了...”我在心中默想着
每天我都提早进公司
只为了在主管心中有个好印象
为了能够让爸妈为我感到骄傲
我不停地加班.抽菸.加班.抽菸...
这样的努力总有一天会被看见吧
终于...
那一天下班时
我被主管叫进了办公室
那个在大学时期一直想约我去游泳池的学长
站在办公室里
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“嗯,这就是读119的好处吧。”
这是我出社会后最想说的一句话
作者: bravo233295 (Dr. Tsai)   2015-09-25 01:58:00
干我笑点好低......
作者: Luwan (贝特曼)   2015-09-25 01:59:00
你学长是四Xcat?
作者: zold (zold)   2015-09-25 01:59:00
ㄏㄜㄏ
作者: tryagain24 (wilson156)   2015-09-25 02:00:00
记得多擦点润滑....这么多个%
作者: diefish5566 (LOL板李奥纳多皮卡丘)   2015-09-25 02:03:00
怎么ip还是119
作者: Sedna90377 (离散)   2015-09-25 02:04:00
键盘出社会吧?
作者: GGrunrundela (GGrunrun)   2015-09-25 02:10:00
干 屁股是有多肥可以这ㄇ多ㄍ%?
作者: a234john168 (废文局副局长)   2015-09-25 02:39:00
我看完硬了怎么办

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