Re: [问卦] 想知道各位肥宅出社会后的心情？ VAVANBA PTT批踢踢实业坊

Re: [问卦] 想知道各位肥宅出社会后的心情？

楼主: VAVANBA (嘘优文者，爆屁!!!!!!!!!) 2015-09-25 01:56:44

“不能再耍废了...”我在心中默想着
每天我都提早进公司
只为了在主管心中有个好印象
为了能够让爸妈为我感到骄傲
我不停地加班.抽菸.加班.抽菸...
这样的努力总有一天会被看见吧
终于...
那一天下班时
我被主管叫进了办公室
那个在大学时期一直想约我去游泳池的学长
站在办公室里
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“嗯，这就是读119的好处吧。”
这是我出社会后最想说的一句话

作者: bravo233295 (Dr. Tsai) 2015-09-25 01:58:00

干我笑点好低......

作者: Luwan (贝特曼) 2015-09-25 01:59:00

你学长是四Xcat?

作者: zold (zold) 2015-09-25 01:59:00

ㄏㄜㄏ

作者: tryagain24 (wilson156) 2015-09-25 02:00:00

记得多擦点润滑....这么多个%

作者: diefish5566 (LOL板李奥纳多皮卡丘) 2015-09-25 02:03:00

怎么ip还是119

作者: Sedna90377 (离散) 2015-09-25 02:04:00

键盘出社会吧?

作者: GGrunrundela (GGrunrun) 2015-09-25 02:10:00

干屁股是有多肥可以这ㄇ多ㄍ%？

作者: a234john168 (废文局副局长) 2015-09-25 02:39:00

我看完硬了怎么办

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