※ 引述《dodoro1 (show)》之铭言：
: 国民党台中市第二选区将由现任立委颜宽恒竞选连任，但同样在该选区经营已久的不分区
: 蓝委纪国栋可能脱党参选。对此颜宽恒上午受访说，地方上的确实传闻很多，但因为还没
: 确定，不会对此回应，尊重纪的意愿，大家都是要为地方努力，他会继续一步一脚印，争
: 取选民认同。
: 媒体问，纪国栋若脱党参选，是否会影响选情？颜宽恒说，当然会，明年大选情势困难，
: 蓝绿一对一对决，要赢都很困难，何况还三强鼎立，希望党部能多与纪国栋沟通，不要演
: 变到那样的局面。颜宽恒也说，他最近看网络、看电视，消息都还没确定，会先静观其变
: 。
: 媒体好奇，颜宽恒平常会上网看网友留言吗？颜宽恒说，他都会上网看资料，也会看网友
: 讨论的话题，他觉得网友留言都很辛辣，触角也很广，但有些流言，根本不是事实。
: 媒体勇敢追问，那知道什么是消波块吗？颜宽恒说，知道不好的意思，也很讽刺，让人不
: 得不佩服网友的想像力、发言的方向，但很多关于他们家的评论，根事实相差太远，对人
: 的基本尊重也没有，但毕竟是网友的发言，也不知道对方是谁，无法回应。（何哲欣／台
: 北报导）
: http://www.appledaily.com.tw/realtimenews/article/politics/20150521/614297/
可不可以别在绑架神明了阿
每次看到高美湿地跟台中港的海
他们都在对我哭泣你知道吗 ?
襙你的 台中海线死胖子
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