台湾好像有人自愿去翻译这个
日常剧情打打嘴砲、开开脑洞还不算难翻
但刚刚看到‘医疗报告’这集我跪了
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MH9S8MJ2iQ
最后一句是爆点ww
原文如下
Well, Mr. Watson, we have your lab results back. And, well... You’ve got...
Norovirus, hepatitis, tendinitis, syphilis, And salmonella, sickle cell, a rash we don’t know what it is, And toxoplasma, super asthma, better go call Make-A-Wish. You haven’t got much longer and I haven’t finished half my list!
Your brain’s arthritic, blood’s acidic, dick hole trickles pickle juice, Your pancreas is gangrenous, my God please never reproduce! You’re seizure prone and every bone inside your body’s cancerous. Your joints go backwards, and I lack words to explain how bad this is! (spoken) Except for these words! Your taint’s inflamed, your anus sprained, your every vein is clogged with plaque, Your spine’s a wreck, your throat’s infected from your neck down to your crack!
And all your poop is filled with lupus, All your shit is out of whack! Your heart’s diseased and full of bees a single breeze could end your measly- Life and also measles, weevils, fecal beetles, fetal alcoholic syndrome, chronic symptoms common to medieval people, Your nose is blown, your back is thrown, your cells have unknown chromosomes, And kidney stones and loads of Crohns and toenail cheese and pubic fleas and leaky knees, and athlete’s feet, and trucker’s butt, one twisted nut, your liver
sucks, with any luck you’ll kick the bucket soon enooooough
Also you’re deaf.

这太强了XDDDD

夭寿www

lol

XDDDDD

干XDD

翻这个的功力好强！

妈的很难翻XDD

又一位抖m翻译ww

靠wwwww

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最后一句 你聋了XDDD

好强的翻译（拍手

召唤BMotu~

reproduce medieval 都翻错

你的封包是？

真的太强大了

5/4

分类又不是情报文，板上也没人发过，楼上是在ww

XDDDDDDDDD

好强 XD

妈的很难翻wwww

XDDD

想说最近有个翻影片让人气到发抖的某人开始抢这个坑了以后想看氰化物的麻烦支持BM大好吗

气到发抖的那个tony?