[17春] Re:Creators 09 感想
楼主: MRZ (台大历史系教授......Orz) 2017-06-04 11:47:36
以下防雷:
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以上防雷.
1, 夫妇相声
夫: 嘿!放手啊!别诱惑小孩子呀!
妻: 哈哈哈,打不到~打不到~
夫: 我就追!
妻: 哈哈哈,打不到~打不到~
夫: 站住!
妻: 哈哈哈,打不到~打不到~
2, 秀才遇到兵
当然,这样的角色在故事中一定会渐渐成长,遇到什么百合对象惨死的挫折,
应该也是前期的故事走向,好让黄毛为了追求更强大的力量当成目的,结果
后来她才发现原来智力要增加才是重点,比方说村长说那个少女死了,妳就
完全不经过脑子一下,直接相信她死了,这个回忆杀其实是这一话的伏笔,
因为黄毛也是只听了紫毛女的说词就认定图书馆员就是凶手,完全不经过
脑子去想一想图书馆员明明弱到被枪叔按在地上揍,她哪来的能耐可以将
魔法少女万剑穿心?妳在沙场上混那么久了,也该看出来她是被锐器刺死的
吧?图书馆员都是当盾的角色,妳要怀疑是谁杀的,也该怀疑是红毛吧?
(或是怀疑紫毛男,当然这两位都是跟图书馆员一伙的,所以黄毛大概也会
脑补成图书馆员就是教唆杀人者.)
只是军服公主天鹰座小姐很刻意将故事初期那个仍旧在愚蠢状态的黄毛给
拉过来,所以她拉其他人也是挑准原作中的时间线的,说穿了军服公主拉过
来的每个人都是性格上的未爆弹,只是她万万没想到魔法少女在原作宇宙中
是不会成长,但来到现实世界反而就一下子就成长得太快,智商很快就高到
发觉军服公主的真相,所以她也只好作掉她.
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以上防雷.
1, 夫妇相声
夫: 嘿!放手啊!别诱惑小孩子呀!
妻: 哈哈哈,打不到~打不到~
夫: 我就追!
妻: 哈哈哈,打不到~打不到~
夫: 站住!
妻: 哈哈哈,打不到~打不到~
2, 秀才遇到兵
当然,这样的角色在故事中一定会渐渐成长,遇到什么百合对象惨死的挫折,
应该也是前期的故事走向,好让黄毛为了追求更强大的力量当成目的,结果
后来她才发现原来智力要增加才是重点,比方说村长说那个少女死了,妳就
完全不经过脑子一下,直接相信她死了,这个回忆杀其实是这一话的伏笔,
因为黄毛也是只听了紫毛女的说词就认定图书馆员就是凶手,完全不经过
脑子去想一想图书馆员明明弱到被枪叔按在地上揍,她哪来的能耐可以将
魔法少女万剑穿心?妳在沙场上混那么久了,也该看出来她是被锐器刺死的
吧?图书馆员都是当盾的角色,妳要怀疑是谁杀的,也该怀疑是红毛吧?
(或是怀疑紫毛男,当然这两位都是跟图书馆员一伙的,所以黄毛大概也会
脑补成图书馆员就是教唆杀人者.)
只是军服公主天鹰座小姐很刻意将故事初期那个仍旧在愚蠢状态的黄毛给
拉过来,所以她拉其他人也是挑准原作中的时间线的,说穿了军服公主拉过
来的每个人都是性格上的未爆弹,只是她万万没想到魔法少女在原作宇宙中
是不会成长,但来到现实世界反而就一下子就成长得太快,智商很快就高到
发觉军服公主的真相,所以她也只好作掉她.
作者: dearjohn (山本龙之介) 2017-06-04 11:52:00
真鉴酱会这么"巧遇"不用想太多了XD，又不是无职转捩点XD
作者: a25172366 (Ei) 2017-06-04 12:01:00
其实刚好这么巧碰到我觉得ACG作品都会有这现象..还好啦
作者: CactusFlower (仙人掌花) 2017-06-04 14:44:00
看这么多篇吐槽就这篇最好笑XDDDDDD
