[开战] 既然不赏脸效力中华队就打到他加入中职

楼主: NuCat (骑乌龟去爬山)   2025-07-20 22:17:42
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最近新闻大家想必都有看到
会长都亲自邀请了 郭泓志、陈伟殷也出马了,卡仔还是不买帐。
没关系,这本来是一个邀请他加入冠军列车,一起共同成长、共同荣耀的机会,既然敬酒
不吃,那就吃罚酒
决赛场上直接让他成为最后一个目送中华队成为世界冠军的打者
以下是我想出来的冠军剧本
但这不只是剧本 必定会成功、计画通
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既韩国的林昌勇、日本的翁田大势后
台湾出现了第一个,也是亚洲第三位侧投能达160公里的投手,他也是中华队2026WBC的王
牌终结者
在8强赛让Randy Arozarena站着看球被三振
准决赛用火球让大谷翔平敲出断棒三振(擦棒被捕)
紧接着WBC冠军战最终局,他让美国队最后希望卡仔挥棒落空,成为最后一位出局的打者
然后他来到本垒前,讲了句会让全世界喷饭、让美国人沉默的话:
"Come find me at the CPBL."
ESPN隔天马上出了这篇:
ESPN BASEBALL
“COME FIND ME AT THE CPBL” — TAIWAN’S CLOSER SHUTS THE DOOR ON TEAM USA
By Jenna Martinez | March 18, 2026 | Miami, FL
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Photo: Wang stares down Carroll after final strikeout
On a cool Miami night at loanDepot Park, Taiwan made baseball history.
With two outs in the bottom of the 9th, facing MLB superstar Corbin Carroll,
Taiwanese closer Kai-Cheng Wang threw a 101-mph fastball right past him.
Strike three. Game over. Taiwan wins the World Baseball Classic.
Then came the mic-drop moment.
Wang didn’t leap into a dogpile with his teammates.
He didn’t scream, pump his fist, or throw his glove in the air.
Instead, he walked straight to home plate, where Carroll remained on his knees
, stunned.
Wang looked him in the eye and said:
“Come find me at the CPBL.”
In Seattle, Washington — Corbin Carroll’s hometown — signs appeared at
local batting cages:
“CPBL or bust.” (要嘛加入中职 要嘛就完蛋)
Some called it cocky.
Others called it legendary.
One thing’s for sure:
The world just learned not to underestimate Taiwanese baseball.
新闻一出,网友炸锅
MLB网友洗版:Who TF is Wang Kai-Cheng?
也有人说:That’s the most anime moment in WBC history
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