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Hits 3 HR this week, “I’m actually better as a pitcher.”
本周打了三支全垒打，“我其实比较擅长当投手”
His pitch location is SCARY good and with 100mph chedder to back up that
filthy changeup and splitter I don't see how he DOESN'T become an ace as long
as his arm holds up.
他的投球位置好得可怕，还有着100mph的速球加上那些污秽的指叉球跟变速球，只要
他的手不受伤就会是王牌投手。
It's stupid, honestly. It's supposed to be a tradeoff of speed for command,
it's not fair when people get both lmao
这太蠢了，老实说，速度一般来说是要用控球来交换的，当一个人能两者兼具，这样
也太不公平了。
And dude is tall and handsome too, like w t f can god be any more unfair
然后这小子又高又帅，神啊你还可以再不公平点嘛？
He’s probably got a small dick so there’s that. Right god?
所以他可能有一个小GG吧, 神？
Already calling it-MLB 2019: The Sho
名字已经取好了, MLB 2019: THE 翔
That scout is so getting fired.
那个球探该被开除了。
Explain?
解释解释？
A scout basically said he was a high school hitter and wouldn't make it
pitching at the MLB level.
基本上就是有一个球探说他只是一个高中生打者，而且不可能在MLB层级投球
Idk how you can be a successful player in NPB* and be defined as "basically a
high school hitter"
*Edited NPL to NPB. Thanks, TofuTofu!
怎么会有人认为一个在NPB成功的球员“基本上只是一个高中等级的打者?”
*从NPL改为NPB，谢谢，Tofutofu
LOL if Ohtani hits 40 this year and pitches a perfect game, I say we just dig
up Babe Ruth's grave and fill it with Moon Pies
LOL如果大谷今年打出40支全垒打然然后投出完全比赛，我提议我们干脆去把Babe Ruth
从坟墓挖出来然后把里面填满月亮派
Friendship ended with Washington Nationals.
Now Shohei Ohtani is my Favorite Team.
我和华盛顿国民队绝交了
现在大谷翔平是我的最爱球队了
honestly same
老实说我也是
Me too thanks
我也是谢啦
AL Player of the Week right here.
美联当周最佳球员在此
No shit. How many other guys have homered in 3 consecutive games and pitched
7 scoreless innings in the same week?
不乱扯，有多少球员在一周内连续三场比赛击出全垒打然后投出7局无失分比赛？
He's the third player ever to hit homeruns in 3 straight games and have a
game where he struck out 10 in the same season. Unreal.
他第三个在一个球季中连续三场比赛中打出全垒打的球员，同时还有一场比赛能单场三振10次
。太唬烂了
"in the same season" and it's been less than 2 weeks
“在同一个球季”但他可是在两周以内
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Zero, actually. He isn't "other guy". He's the guy in question.
其实是0，他不是“其他人”，他就是问题中的那个人
If this happens, cancel baseball. Shohei is the greatest player of all time.
I worship Shohei Ohtani. Reassign the Athletics to NPB.
如果这个发生（指今天投出完全比赛），把棒球取消吧，翔平是史上最伟大球员，我
将信奉大谷翔平，把运动家都送到日本职棒吧
Do we have to ban Shohei Ohtani? I don't think this kind of talent is legal.
我们可以禁用大谷翔平嘛？我不认为他的天赋是合法的
Oh no. you don't put up perfect thru 6 on the home broadcast. what is u doin
angels
喔不，你们不能把完美投了六局这种事拿出来广播，你们天使在做什么？
This is that guy I always created in mlb games back in the Sega Genesis, PS1
days before they started to try and make it more realistic by limiting the
amount of points you could assign to each category
这就是那个我总是在Sega, PS1时期的大联盟游戏中创造的球员，直到他们开始限制
分配到每个分类的属性值，以使得游戏更为真实。
I attended shohei’s home debuts and as a hitter and as a pitcher and I still
can’t believe he keeps exceeding expectations. I will remember this as one
the best sports weeks of my life.
我去看了翔平作为打者的主场出赛以及作为投手的比赛，我还是无法相信他一直超出
我的预期，我将永远记住我这一生中最美好的运动周。
hes literally Goku at this point
目前他基本上就是孙悟空
It's unreal. Really.
He's got 3 HRs in 18 ABs, and in his second start, has a CGSO in the works.
And he's 23.
Fuck my ass with a magic dildo.
他太唬烂了，真的
他在18个打数敲了3支全垒打, 在他的第二次先发，差点投出完全比赛，只有23岁
用魔法假屌干我的屁眼吧
Unreal yes.
I know, he's so young still it's crazy.
No.
对，太唬烂了。
我知道，他还这么年轻所以这件事才这么疯狂。
我不要
I don't think the world is ready for a Shohei no hitter. The subsequent
circle jerk would crash economies
我不认为这个世界已经准备好要接受翔平的无安打比赛，结果可能会造成大萧条
经济崩溃！
Yeah... first at home start. I’d have lost my shit.
是的，第一次的主场先发，我已经烙赛了
MVP, Cy Young, Silver Slugger, and ROY. Also known as "getting an Ohtani."
MVP, 赛扬奖，银棒奖，最佳新秀，也就是大家所知道的“得到大谷”
I want to see Ohtani pitch a perfect game and hit 4 homers in the same game.
If that's too much to ask, then throwing a no hitter and ending the game with
a walk off homer as a pinch hitter will suffice, I guess.
我想要看到大谷投出完全比赛并且在同一场比赛中打出四支全垒打，如果这样要求太多
，那投出一场无安打比赛并且以敲出一只再见全垒打，那也可以（译按：在NPB他我印
象中他有拿过完封+胜利打点全垒打？）
Shohei is my new dad. I'm 25.
翔平是我的新爸爸，我25岁
26, he's also my daddy
26他也是我的新爸爸
99 mph paint. We're in the 7th inning. That's just unfair.
99mph进垒，我们已经打到第七局了，这太不公平了
I have a feeling we will be seeing this alert a lot this year
我有一种感觉我们会在今年看到这种警报好几次
Create the "Ohtani Award", for the best 2-way player!
建立一座“大谷奖”吧，给最佳的双向球员！
O fuck he wins it every year
靠北喔，那每年都是他得奖
Hello, have you heard the good word about our Lord and Savior Shohei Ohtani?
你好啊，请问你有听过关于救世主大谷翔平的福音嘛？
Delete this mods
把这个mod删掉啦
Kill this bot please! Fucking breaking all the unwritten rules...
把这个机器人删掉啦！干打破了所有不能写的规则